Findings:
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to get people to leave you alone
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- How to get more out of Psi
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to get around censorware
- How to get a Ph.D.
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- People Get Ready
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- How to get along with Texans
- 'Get out of the arena' heat
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- how to get into UCLA
- How to get it
- Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
- How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
- How To Get Rid of Moles and Gophers
- How to NOT get towed away
- The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
- Need to get out more
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- How books get into libraries
- How not to get ripped off
- Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to get a date in France
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- How to get chicks (black metal version)
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Go out and get some fresh air
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- How to get free clothes in Disney World
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- How to get lost
- How to get a skateboard sponsor
- How to get more donations for Everything
- How to get a good night's sleep
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- Getting free computer parts
- How to get Apache to use simple URIs
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- How do you get there?
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- Get the fuck out of my office
- Getting a tourist visa for China
- Can't get you out of my head
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- Gotta get out
- Navigating a crowd
- How to get a date in France: 2
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Gary Busey, get out of my dream!
- How to get a blow job
- The game where you get to shoot people on TV
- How to get DC power from AC
- How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
- Getting free pizza
- Get your mind out of the gutter
- How to get a 19" monitor for free
- How to get Windows 2000 to let you alter the Device Manager
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- How To Get On In Society
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- Getting a site banned from Google
- How to get to sleep
- Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
- How to get a girl's attention
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- Get Out
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- How to get Apache to send compressed versions of static HTML files
- How to get away with murder
- Getting wet in La Habana on New Year's eve
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Get out the crying towel
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
- Finding the freshest produce
- How (not) to get fleeced in Hong Kong
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- What gets us out of bed in the morning
- A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
- get out the vote
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- How to get free magazines
- yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
- How to get hormones
- How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
- How to get a pseudo random .signature
- How to lie and get away with it
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- How to get a date
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Get the hell out of Dodge
- How to get rid of a cold
- How to get rid of Telemachus
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- Get a rise out of someone
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- How to get to Sesame Street
- Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
- Getting a free case of beer
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- How to get good in-flight service
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- Unscrewing a bottle cap
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- I told you I love you, now get out
- How to Get Ahead in Advertising
- We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
- How to get more change than you deserve
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- How to crack root and not get caught
- I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
- How to get rid of cockroaches
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How to get to Antarctica
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How a pizza gets made
- How to get mugged
- Crying does not get you out of a ticket
- Tetanus shot
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
- How to get an A on your English paper
- How to avoid a car accident
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Overhead imagery of your house
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- How to get hit by a car
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- How to not get the girl
- Getting the most out of P2P filesharing
- Getting off a ski lift on a snowboard
- How to get off a bus
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- How to get a first class seat in economy class
- Get out of jail free card
- How to get dressed if you are a man
- Time to get the hell out of Oly
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