Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to find out your own IP address
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- How to find a square root using ruler and compass
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to find your new best friend
- How to find something which has been lost
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- language complicates our lives
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Young Politicals in action and out and about FUCK YOU
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- Isn't it amazing how vulerable we as humans are?
- how to short out a phone line
- How to find your ass
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
- How to Fall Out of Love
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- I did not find love
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- Getting wax out of carpet
- out and about
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the Author
- How to escape domestic violence
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
- Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to have an out of body experience
- human vision
- Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
- So how did you two meet?
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- How about that local sports team?
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Getting water out of a cactus
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- how about not (user)
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- Pretension as the root of all human suffering
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
- Find an out
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to read poetry out loud
- Conventional views about human cloning
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- Finding a bathroom in New York City
- Finding Coke at Hopkins
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How Our Bodies Are Used--and Our Minds
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- Odd facts about the human body
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Where did Archie find the time?
- How do we find the very best clock?
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to find good nodes
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to limit root logon to the local console
- How to Make Root Beer
- How to find a street address
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- Misconceptions about our conception
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- My first comet
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- How To Think About God
- This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- How to find north
- Our music is in place of breadcrumbs to find our way back
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
- How we are assembling the human genome
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How to find your Desktop when using Win 3.1 apps under NT/95/98
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
- Warm boot the human brain
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How did we come to this?
- The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
- How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
- A metaphor for sex
- How to survive against humans
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How did I miss the recruiter?
- Fan Out and Find the Focker
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How did I end up here?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to find the nth term of a number sequence
- You, standing
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How I feel about exams
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- Printing something to find out where the printer is
- How to find the inverse of a matrix
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Lost in Boston?
- Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
- Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
- We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
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