Findings:
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to find out your own IP address
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How did we come to this?
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
- How to find the nth term of a number sequence
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- How I feel about exams
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- You, standing
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How did I miss the recruiter?
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How did I end up here?
- Printing something to find out where the printer is
- How to find the inverse of a matrix
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
- Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to find your ass
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to find your new best friend
- How to find something which has been lost
- How to fall out of an airplane
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Young Politicals in action and out and about FUCK YOU
- Blood stains (How to create)
- Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
- How much pain did you cause?
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
- Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- out and about
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the Author
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- How about that local sports team?
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- I did not find love
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- how about not (user)
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- So how did you two meet?
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Lost in Boston?
- How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
- Find an out
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Finding a bathroom in New York City
- Finding Coke at Hopkins
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How do we find the very best clock?
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How to find good nodes
- how to short out a phone line
- How to find a street address
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- Where did Archie find the time?
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How To Think About God
- This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- Getting wax out of carpet
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to find north
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How to have an out of body experience
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- Did you touch any of his blood?
- My first comet
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- Getting water out of a cactus
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to find your Desktop when using Win 3.1 apps under NT/95/98
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- How to find a square root using ruler and compass
- How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- A metaphor for sex
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- Fan Out and Find the Focker
- How television car chases influenced me
- Three minute noodles in just five minutes
- How I made the Year Nodes
- How to Fight Sadness
- How I Won the War
- Mad About You
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- How to become a rock star
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- Japanese Words About Landscapes
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- Libertarian views on age of consent laws
- How to tap a phone
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
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