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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "How could she have forgotten a name like Smith?"
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- in case I have forgotten
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- She is like a kaleidoscope, a strange attractor, a superstition
- She tasted like whiskey and blood and cemetery dirt.
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- I wish I could burn like god
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- Sex with a chicken
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to kiss like a ninja
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- Naming a server
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I could lie like this forever
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- How do ya like them apples?
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- They could have saved Kevin
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- You, standing
- Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
- How Pac-Man got his name
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- How could this happen?
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- How everything is like starship troopers
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- She had fingernails that shined like justice
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Could have beens, should have beens
- Names have power
- She wears her failed relationships like a shield
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- She must be what cocaine is like
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- She is like an onion
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
- How the mighty have fallen
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- she does not know how much I need this
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to transfer your domain name to a new registrar
- How do you write like that?
- And All That Could Have Been
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- the only comfort we could ever have
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- Could you have danced with me?
- How many times have we fallen in love?
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- His/her name should coincide with that of the principle he/she discovered
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- How to have an epileptic fit
- She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
- How clear she shines
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Could I Have Been?
- It could have been me
- I could have been one of a two
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- she named it killer and took it to the beach to play in the sand
- The Manual (How To Have A Number One - The Easy Way)
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- she gave herself that holocaust haircut. cinnamon colored clippings cover the motel bedspread like sprinkles.
- She Will Have Her Way
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- How one man could control the Senate
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I would like to have emotions
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Penis for a day
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- How to remove oddly named files on Unix systems
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How we have grown apart
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I have made up a name for my disease
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- Sounding like a child
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How could God let this happen?
- Where the streets have no name
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- You don't have to remember my name
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- Sex in a small car
- Polish political parties
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- She tastes like gingerbread, too.
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- How's she cutting?
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- She says kill. I say how many.
- Astro City #5
- how could you (user)
- How to "Have People"
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
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