Findings:

• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• Houston, we have a problem
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• You don't have any real problems
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Houston, we've had a problem
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I have no faith in your God
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• For God's sake, just have another election
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• Allan Houston
• No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem
• Life is not a management problem.
• dynamic equivalence problem
• four-color problem
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• The problem with love in our society
• The problem with pirating
• Proof for Hilbert's third problem
• I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
• The existence of God
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Office Gods
• Hand of God
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• A god in wrath
• My god, it's full of sprinkles!
• God Algorithm
• And God said...
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Honest to God
• Arguing About God
• Dr Strabismus (Whom God Preserve) of Utrecht
• God is a destination
• On the Death of God
• Were there a god!
• God comments his code, you should too
• The Battle for God
• Known unto God
• God works in mysterious ways
• Good God it's hot! A 2003 Vegas gathering
• God is a DJ
• Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
• The Common Room of the Gods
• I hate this god damn robot
• love of god (user)
• God reads Ayn Rand
• Comedy God
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• We're trying to have a baby
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• Knots I have known and loved
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• What pornos would have us believe
• It could have been me
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• we have sought the ugliest things
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I have just been shot
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• How long have you known?
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Whitney Houston
• My Problem Child
• The mutual problem of Christians and feminists
• The problem with Italian food
• Two body problem
• The problem of democracy
• The problems of libertarianism and the left
• The problem with the Chevrolet Caprice and the Ford Crown Victoria
• Quick fix to most computer problems
• What seems to be the problem officer?
• A critique of Jaegwon Kim's meditations on the mind/body problem
• integrability problems
• Gloranthan Storm Gods
• Mythos : Roman to Greek - A table of Gods
• To Love is to Reach God
• Traffic Light Gods
• Great God Om
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• Gods say the darndest things
• Black holes are where God divided by zero
• City of God Book VIII
• City of God Book XVIII
• Of Gods and Men: The Cult of Dionysus
• God is a computer programmer
• I dreamed you were a god once
• Mystic Ghost: The Mechanized God
• Absolute proof of the existence of God and my reaffirmation of Catholicism 2
• New Gods
• Oh, God!
• The Food Of The Gods
• Safe in the Lap of the Gods
• The fire of God in his eyes
• Gnosis of God
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• god hates
• John Safran vs God
• oh my god (user)
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Pandeism and the God of the Gaps
• The God Complex
• Have a nice day
• Sally guests I have known
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• A reason to drink
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• They could have saved Kevin
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes

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