Ahem.
well....
so...
The Hot Carl...
So you know how when you go to the
bathroom (we're speaking of a
number 2 here), you usually use a
toilet, or at least a bare patch of
ground?
Imagine instead using the
mouth of a
loving partner or
$5 crack whore.
There you have it, the Hot Carl.
this node has been brought to you against my will