Hose and Close is a term applied to those Tech Support and Customer Support Reps who attempt to achieve the cheapest, quickest, and least effective solution to an End-User's problem, thus allowing them to Hose the customer, and Close the call, and subsequently keep their Average Handle Time low.

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