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• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Something I Can Never Have
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Something Even Better
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• You, standing
• Things which money cannot buy
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• If you can say something nice, do
• Can I have a pony? (superdoc)
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• a small piece of something too big to grasp
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Something that may have changed my life...
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• its not something you can practice, its just something you must do
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• diariEnding a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.sis
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• i have small phallus (user)
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• my body over something small and warm, in my arms a delicate piece of the world
• Money can buy happiness
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• i have small phallus_root (category)
• How to find something which has been lost
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• your eyes are a freight-liner which i am coated in a thick glaze of honey and amazement, darkness
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Sex in a small car
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Verizon should spend more time fixing its network and less money on lawyers dot com
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• It must have rained or something
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Can I have a light?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• You too can spend four years
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• You have been the daylight shining
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• Honey Ryder
• Ilha do Mel (Honey Island)
• Burt's Bees Honey Lip Balm
• An important letter
• The most important thing I learned in Basic
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Using money to ease depression
• An epiphany on the power society bestows upon money
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• starve for money
• ship money
• Short Money
• perhaps it is my memory that is elastic
• Small Soldiers
• Small Potatoes
• Derek Smalls
• The tentacles are small and brightly colored
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• A Small Killing
• Small Steps
• Something
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Something to remember me by
• can of corn
• Or something
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• cans
• a little something extra
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• Spend your youth on the sea, your old age on dry land
• You can eat sushi
• zero sum game
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• saved the sum of things for pay
• murder can be fun
• Which hand is the penny in?
• What loneliness can do to you
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• You can see through my mask
• we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
• Alcohol vs. ecstasy
• That which threatens freedom
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I Can Wade Grief
• When water chokes you
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• I can see your house from here
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• Stolen truck, laceration, yes officer I can explain everything
• The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Any house can become a prison
• I'm All You Can Think About
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Porn can make you gay!
• not even thirty
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Sally guests I have known
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Let them have Festivas
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Have You Ever Walked?
• I want to have your abortion
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• I have not yet begun to fight
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.

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