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• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Something I Can Never Have
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• we can get along even though we disagree
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• Which, in retrospect, is a bit small of him.
• a small piece of something too big to grasp
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• There is something we can do
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• my body over something small and warm, in my arms a delicate piece of the world
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Can I have a light?
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• You, standing
• Sex in a small car
• That which I should have done I did not do
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• at least i saved something important
• passion is far more important than money
• your eyes are a freight-liner which i am coated in a thick glaze of honey and amazement, darkness
• I have no money and I must pay
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Verizon should spend more time fixing its network and less money on lawyers dot com
• How to find something which has been lost
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Things which money cannot buy
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• If you can say something nice, do
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• You too can spend four years
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• can you imagine having to spend the rest of eternity in Illinois?
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• Money can buy happiness
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• Farmers can grow dates and even bananas
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Something Even Better
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Something that may have changed my life...
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• It must have rained or something
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• can of corn
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Water can
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
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