• Hitler has only got one ball
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• It's only gay if the balls touch
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• There is only one electron
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• We only eat the stupid ones
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• The Only Ones
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• Break one's balls
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• one and only (user)
• I had my balls shaved
• There is only ONE God
• One Night Only
• the only one (user)
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• Words that only have one context
• There is only one season in Houston
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Famous people with only one testicle
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• There can be only one
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• If I only had a brain
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• How does one love the dead?
• For Professional Use Only
• Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• text only
• For Surface Transport Only
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory
• Like church only bigger
• you exist only that the information may continue to exist
• Waiting is the only part (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Magic 8 Ball
• Range balls
• Bouncy Ball
• Wall Ball
• The Hopping Whirling Ball of Death
• swiss ball
• Skee-Ball
• Aniseed balls
• big balls (user)
• Poets' Ball: Wordmongers Unmasked
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• i had a dream about the future
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• When each had their own personal anthem
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• The Mind of Adolf Hitler
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• One Node to Rule Them All
• The Sickness of Cuchulainn and the One Jealousy of Emer
• Hole in one
• The Lark and Her Young Ones
• One up
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• wet one's feet
• The Chosen One (user)
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter fourteen
• rational functions in one variable
• The Thousand and One Goals
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Misanthropic One (user)
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• One smelting bastard
• Marathon: Aleph One
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Chicago Pile Number One
• Event One
• One man's trash
• Fox one, two, three
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• UK Number One singles of 1961
• UK Number One singles of 2001
• early one mornin while makin the rounds
• One True Way of array indexing
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Just a collection of ones and zeroes
• Swedish, in one word
• UK Number One singles of 2005
• One of Our Fifty is Missing
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Serves One
• Well I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords
• billions to one
• It furthers one to undertake something
• The most engine failures in one flight
• In White, Behind the One in Denim
• By One Minute
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• We only use 10% of our brain
• credibility is the only real currency
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Only Companion
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• War is only fun on screen
• OCD is the only way to animate
• Peter Pan and the Only Children
• As we say in Bombay, such only is life.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• it only shimmers
• I only pretend to resist temptation
• nerf ball
• Ernie Ball/Music Man
• Downy Fabric Softener Ball
• spotted balls
• John Ball
• Clifford Ball
• Thought ball
• Seven ball
• To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
• dropping the ball
• The best teacher I ever had
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• They Had No Poet
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If i had a diamond (user)
• If I had $1,000,000
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• How New Orleans stopped Hitler
• Great Old Ones
• in a sanctuary of geeks, not one solution
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 5
• One of the Heroes
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• Pull one's leg
• All Hands on the Bad One
• This is a Hot One
• this one (user)
• Killing one's family and then killing oneself
• One year old
• One by One
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• One body
• The Alphabet, Episode One
• No one wants you the way you are

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