Findings:

• Hit me up
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• The day Anubis hit on me
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Know me better, and love me better
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Where organized religion lost me
• I wanted you to want me
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Send Me
• full bottle in front of me
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• "me too" product
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• They don't touch me the same way
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• She just looks at me
• A conversation between me and god
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Beauty surrounds me
• Excite me
• You're like a brother to me
• Soak Me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• read to me
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• The full moon made me do it
• Save me (user)
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• me, now and again
• Tell me about my contradictions
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• mes (user)
• Give me something worth reading
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• She doesn't need me anymore
• tell me all your reasons
• you and me against the world
• Tell him, she told me
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Let Me In
• They call me Engineer-khan
• It's Me or the Dog
• I see the sea and the sea sees me
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
• getting play
• Is Rene Russo too old to play the babe?
• slow play
• In finite games, one plays within the boundaries; In infinite games, I play with the boundaries
• play money
• Warhammer Fantasy
• contact play
• Greek and Latin word play
• play catan
• Hit the Hay
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Piero Manzoni
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• John Hall
• Give Me Louisiana
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• you lied to me
• You Do Something To Me
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• things that scared me this week
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Jenny Kissed Me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Call Me Princess
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• MacGyver taught me that
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• You say you love; but with a voice
• quod me nutrit, me destruit
• Tell me something good
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Me and the Fat Man
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• You were always so good to me
• A Polymer Wang: My police record and me
• I'm Just Me (user)
• give me one night to show the savage
• yep thats me (user)
• when you're ready to touch me again
• think of me now
• Delirious with me, rhapsodize
• Imagine Me and You
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• You had me at hello
• Sweet Dreams (You & Me)
• let me speak please (user)
• he calls me monster
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• leave me alone
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• He has redefined me, again and again
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• Can you show me?
• Jesus He Knows Me
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• play
• the tape played "Poptones"
• Play the numbers
• Was I born to play?
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• play control
• Fowl play
• At Play
• play date
• Ten Minute Play
• Play him off, Keyboard Cat
• if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
• the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
• hit the sack
• The Simpsons: Hit and Run
• Drug Me
• England Made Me
• Me So Horny
• Beer me!
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
• listen()
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• If you could see me cry
• Sweep me up
• What a Shame About Me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• My grandmother gave me
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• O Strive not still to heap disdain on me

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