• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Hit me up
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• The day Anubis hit on me
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Heave Away, Me Johnnies
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Paint Me the End of an Era
• Meet Me in the Green Glen
• He brings me books like flowers
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• utell me (user)
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Punish me with kisses
• You Bring Life to Me
• It does not sing for me
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Choose a star with me
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Tonight You Belong To Me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Notice Me
• Save me, Sabrina Fair
• tell me a story about really being undead
• It's me that you need
• The Rain Falls For Me
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Trust in Me
• Me versus Mental Health Problems
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Headmold shot
• ping shot
• 41 Shots
• canister shot
• Boy Shot to Moon (user)
• Milwaukee's Best
• Some of my best friends are
• Tokyo's Best Stuff
• My best dead friend
• Sex with your best friend
• The Best and the Brightest
• The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
• The Best Years of Our Lives
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Smash Hits
• I hit college
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• The ghost mouse hits!
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• Someone please kill me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Too many mes
• Pity Me, My Love
• Oh woe is me
• Sing me a Song
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• words hiss into me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• They Know Me
• Hurt me plenty
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• Blake, Keats, Emerson and Me
• Books made me a person
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• It's Greek to Me
• Sing Along With Me
• so save me (user)
• Computers Near Me
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Word Me!
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Right. Me and Herman Melville
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Without Me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Dead Like Me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Take me to your leader
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Me!! (user)
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• edit me (user)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Rim Shot Monkey
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• The best interview advice I received
• Live Era '87-'93
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Best? (user)
• Digging For Gold: The Prostitution of the Best Actress Oscar
• Some of my best friends are djs
• J.H. SWANSBURY IS THE BEST OILMAN
• Hit the deck
• Amy Hit the Atmosphere
• client-side hit detection
• Hit Man
• So Sue Me
• Drink Me
• Big Me
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Bangor, Maine
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• you affect me in invisible ways
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Anonymous honesty may destroy me.
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• They asked me to write a letter
• Talk to me
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Blame It on Me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Come and dance with me in the rain
• Make me one of you
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Varus me meus ad suos amores
• Show Me How the Robots Dance
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• The Night is Darkening Round Me
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• this city wasn't built for me
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• Tell me what to dream
• Kiss Me Baby
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• gothic me (user)
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.

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