Findings:

• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• want me like time
• Hot pursuit
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Republican Like Me
• the first time always sucks
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• He brings me books like flowers
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Do it right the first time
• Tips for Reading James Joyce's Ulysses For the First Time
• Black Like Me
• treat me like a woman
• her first time
• What did you See in Me?
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Men did not always like large breasts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I still like a bedtime story
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• Loves me like a bottle
• first time caller longtime listener
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• My first comet
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• You like me, you really like me!
• Time is like a solvent
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Dead Like Me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• What did Jesus look like?
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Women only like me for my mind
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• first time in NYC
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• who did this to me?
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Telling Anna you love her the first time
• A guide for the first time raver
• I don't get many things right the first time
• The first time I knew I was different
• There suddenly did not seem time enough for everything.
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• First Times
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• times like those
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Always for the first time
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• There are a million girls like me out there
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Look siad me Be like me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Bleed Like Me
• No time like the present
• You're like a brother to me
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• the time I felt like a real man
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• like you love me
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Where did Archie find the time?
• Push as hard as you like. Time is unstoppable.
• unfinished (like me)
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• The first time
• our first time
• Tolkien did not like magic
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• Dungeon Mastering for the first time
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• Everyone falls the first time
• I remember seeing you for the first time
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• there's a first time for everything
• That Time Zeph Did Not Meet a Nice Cop
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• the first time I saw my mother cry
• My first time in the executive M-noder washroom
• Tips for first time flyers
• The first time I flew
• A first time for everything
• The first time you realize your father is as human as you are
• my first time on roller blades
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• Different reasons
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• the first kiss that felt like a first kiss
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The first time I saw her
• Arthur, For the Very First Time
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The First Time I Saw a Person Die
• let me be your first upvote
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• The day Anubis hit on me
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• Hit me up
• FIRST STAR IN THE GAME OF LIFE: The Life & Times of Hockey Hero Larry Kwong
• The First Two Times I Lost It
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Time flies like an arrow
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• My Company Likes Me
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Do you like me?
• A Doll Like Me
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• The last time I did blotter acid, and why
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I like you; do you like me?

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