Findings:
- Bert and Ernie
- The parable of Ernie and Bert and the painting of the cow eating grass
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- The Ernie/Bert Dichotomy
- Ernie and Bert, the truth is revealed
- Ernie and Bert are not straight
- Bert
- Burt Kwouk
- Bert and Ernie's sexuality
- Bert is Evil!
- Bert Newton
- Bert Convy
- the kindness of bert (user)
- Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
- Bert Weedon
- Bert Jansch
- Bert (user)
- Bert Kessler
- Osama Bin Laden 'Bert' poster
- Bert Lahr
- Bert Parks
- Bert Williams
- Bert Danher
- Bert Berns
- Bert Trautmann
- Bert Jones
- Bert McCracken
- Why bert hid the moon
- Bert I. Gordon
- Bert Campaneris
- Bert Blyleven
- Bert Pepper (user)
- Bert Kaempfert
- Phill Bert (user)
- Ernie
- Eric and Ernie
- Ernie Kovacs
- Ernie Ball/Music Man
- Ernie Pook's Comeek
- Ernie (user)
- Ernie Pyle
- Ernie Els
- Alpha Beam with Ernie
- Tennessee Ernie Ford
- Ernie Banks
- Ernie Eves
- Ernie Pantusso
- Ernie Davis
- Ernie Lombardi
- Ernie Harwell
- Ernie Irvan
- The importance of being Ernie
- My Dinner with Ernie
- hi
- Hon
- tell God I said 'hi'
- Hi, I'm Mat.
- Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
- Kaze ga Fuku Hi
- Hi, I masturbate. Shake my hand.
- Seven card stud hi/lo poker
- Hi ho, hi ho
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- Saying "hi" to my monster
- KANJI: 2410 NICHI JITSU hi
- Hið islenzka Bókmenntafélag
- Hi Bob
- hi (user)
- Hi Power
- Hi. My Name is Joe.
- Hi, Tereska
- Hi, my name is Mario Rossi
- Sung Hi Lee
- Hi Honey, I'm Home
- Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
- To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
- hi sue (user)
- hi time (user)
- green hi (user)
- HI im vik (user)
- Lo Bashamayim Hi
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- hi hi (user)
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- Hi, its nice to meet you! (e2poll)
- Hi c (user)
- hi girl (user)
- Hi and Lois
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- Hi Mom!
- hi:) (user)
- Where do disappearing socks go?
- Know where your towel is
- where
- Where do you want to go today?
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Where It's At
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- Where are you going?
- Where The Wild Things Are
- Where the Hell Is Bill?
- Where's Waldo?
- Where's the beef?
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- Don't shit where you eat
- credit where credit is due
- home is where the wireless ethernet is
- Where's Wally?
- A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
- Craving a smoke
- Void where prohibited or taxed
- Where do you draw the line?
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Dreams where your teeth fall out
- Where the hell did that font come from?
- windows where I can look out
- Dr Pepper imitations
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- If you want X, you know where to find it.
- Lick me where I bleed
- Where the Red Fern Grows
- That busted Jersey barrier where I-90 enters Massachusetts
- Where Does Everything Come From?
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- Guys who wear skirts
- old chestnut: where did the other square go?
- answer: where did the other square go?
- Where the Columbines Grow
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Where did you get that hat?
- Where Once Poe Walked
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- Where the Sidewalk Ends
- Capitalism : where the poor are slave labor
- Where's My Footrub
- Languages where numbers are lvalues
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- Where Is My Mind?
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Where to find the meaning of life and what to look for
- Where are all the old Sierra type adventure games?
- Where feminism lost me
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- Where in the Web is Carmen Sandiego
- Where are all the lesbians?
- Where organized religion lost me
- Reverse Genders Where Appropriate
- Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
- Boycott all future Olympics, regardless of where they're held
- Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
- Where's Everything going?
- Take a moment to remember where you are
- Socialism : where everyone is a slave
- Where does the money come from?
- Garden of Eden
- Where angels fear to tread
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- Compaq keyboards with a delete bar where the space bar is
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