Findings:
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Hi Honey, I'm Home
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- Hi, I'm Mat.
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
- HI im vik (user)
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- HI im vik_root (category)
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Im Elvis (user)
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm a little tea pot
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm the Bad Guy
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- It's late, and I'm tired
- I'm The Pumpkin King_root (category)
- HEY im cool_root (category)
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- The city knows I'm leaving
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I'm Alone
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
- I'm No Fool
- I feel like I'm being watched
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- im not hawaiian_root (category)
- It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
- I'm 4 JC (user)
- Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
- you know that I'm just a deadboy
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm Going Home
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm waiting
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- Damn it! I'm an adult!
- I'm Afraid
- I'm a
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- I'm a verb; I do things.
- I'm a nice guy...really, I am
- im a streat nigger 9_root (category)
- I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- I'm The Man
- I'm letting you go
- I'm No Angel
- I'm not Greg
- I'm not talking about
- I'm Looking Through You
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
- I'm still Big Red_root (category)
- I'm a programmer (user)
- Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
- It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
- He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm never watching the Today Show again
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- I'm Still Here
- Though really, I'm waiting for you.
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- The letter I'm too chicken to mail
- I'm Gay; not dead!
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- IMS
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- As i'm (user)
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'm pregnant, and it's yours
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm Proud of You
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- I'm a little sex pot
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
- I'm on my last go-round
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
- I'm
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I know more when I'm alone
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- i'm everything_root (category)
- I'm a programmer_root (category)
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm Your Fan
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- Stille Im Meine Hamburg
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
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