• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Look with me at the stars
• HEY im cool (user)
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Hey look, a piece of the world
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Look at me, I am moving on
• She looks at me and she laughs
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm No Angel
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• She just looks at me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• the way you don't look at me
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Look siad me Be like me
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Be gentle with me
• Turn not towards me
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• They asked me to write a letter
• Let me feel that
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Give Me Your Children
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Angry Man is Following Me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• All For Me Grog
• Thinking distracts me
• Far From Me
• Let Me Fish Off Cape St. Mary's
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Tu Me Gustas
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Ride with me
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• Singing softly to me
• ignore me (document)
• Kiss Me, Kate
• a-n-g-e-l (user)
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• The cops and me
• The Angel of the Odd
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Ballad of Fallen Angels
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Return of the Grievous Angel
• Rafael Angel Calderón
• Color Me Badd
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Yo Ho, Me Hearties (user)
• The proper names of the angels
• Kiss Me, Judas
• angel sweetness (user)
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Fluoxetine
• History is an Angel ... being blown backwards into the future
• meteors may be fallen angels
• Bitch set me up!
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• My days of eating cat food are over
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Eating disorders and the media
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Hey Man, Nice Shot
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Hey Matthew
• Tell him, she told me
• Hey Queens, you need a King
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• like you love me
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm a little sex pot
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im not mikey (user)
• I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• The things I'm most ashamed of

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