Findings:

• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't try this at home
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• don't spend it all in one place
• That one guy (user)
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• hey jupiter! i got a song
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• one bald guy (user)
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• You don't get a song
• don't try to find words
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• That One Guy
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• One of the guys
• One Pretty Song (user)
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• Love the one you don't need
• Don't read song analyses
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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