Findings:

• Asking for a favor
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• Hey
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• Hey hey little playmate
• Hey, cat boy
• I can do it myself
• Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Hey Man, Nice Shot
• Hey! Spring of Trivia
• J. Totale (user)
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• Hey Hey It's Saturday
• a distant "hey, fuck you buddy"
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• Hey Dude
• HEY im cool (user)
• Hey hey little enemy
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Hey Wullie Wine
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Know How, Can Do
• Do what you can as you do
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• You can do anything
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• There is nothing the dead can do
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Hey, faggot!
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• hey mister
• Hey Joe
• Hey Montana
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Hey! Just say!
• Hey Pocky Way
• HEY youre cool (user)
• Hey, Mabel!
• Hey Unfaithful (user)
• Hey Paesan!
• Hey, Dad!
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• A Roll In The HEY!
• hey macaroni sleeves, the fuck you lookin' at
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• If you can say something nice, do
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• I can do shit with my legs
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• All I can do
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• The Most Good You Can Do
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• There is something we can do
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• What loneliness can do to you
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Hey Jude
• Gabba Gabba Hey
• Hey Ladies
• I can do much better than this
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• Hey, how's it going?
• Hey, the TV took my...
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• Hey, you dropped this
• Hey Nineteen
• Hey Diddle Diddle
• Hey, ho, let's go!
• Kung Hey Fat Choi
• Hey Matthew
• Hey Ya!
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• Hey man, nice mask
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Hey Hey 16K
• hey baby (user)
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• hey (user)
• Hey Jack Kerouac
• Hey Arnold!
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
• Hey Queens, you need a King
• Hey look, a piece of the world
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• Hey, boys, up go we!
• hey jupiter! i got a song
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• can of corn
• Yan Can Cook
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them

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