Findings:
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- World Encyclopedia of Twentieth Century Murder
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Do Whatever You Want All the Time
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Let The Good Times Roll
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- Murder Never Tasted So Good
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
- Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Time to get the hell out of Oly
- You can never get away from yourself
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
- Can I Get An Amen?
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- How long can you hold your breath?
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- The River looks so good tonight
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Let Your Liver Do the Walking: An E2 Boston Hangover in the Works
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- The reward for a good deed is the chance to do another
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- murder can be fun
- What loneliness can do to you
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- In Which Ethel Gao's Adventure Gets Off To A Good Start
- Twentieth Century Limited
- Time and Good Fortune
- Why do we treat them so well?
- Murdered by pirates is good!
- Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
- You've never had it so good
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- My country is the world, and my religion is to do good
- Long Haired Preachers
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- How long have you been in love with her?
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
- Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- lets get skinny (user)
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- In the time you have
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- izzy wizzy let's get dizzy
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- Can chemicals cause enlightenment?
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- So far, so good
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
- It happened a long time ago
- How many times have we fallen in love?
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- Stoned music memories
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Let's get just one thing straight
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Adapting literary works for film and television
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- A History of the Twentieth Century with Illustrations
- do time
- Everything Good Time Ice (document)
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Never Had It So Good
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
- If it feels good, do it
- Astro City #5
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- As Good as it Gets
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
- If you can say something nice, do
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- Short can be good! (document)
- So Far, So Good... So What!
- Good Time Ice
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Let's Get Killed
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- The hCG Blood Test Can Cause Unnecessary Heartache
- Please please please let me get what I want
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- Songs from an American Movie Vol. 2: Good Time For a Bad Attitude
- Why males have nipples
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- Ski piss
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- You can only chase a shadow so far
- Fuck this, let's go get a drink
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- Long time no see
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- Those terminators do an awful lot of messing with time
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- Can we all just get along?
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- What can you get for three cents?
- So rare you can still hear it moo
- Let's Get Lost
- I can do it myself
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