• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• Hey, how's it going?
• She says kill. I say how many.
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• computers kill kids
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• How many elephants
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Hey man, nice mask
• How Many Miles to Babylon?
• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• 206
• hey mister
• HEY youre cool (user)
• How to kill a clown
• How did we come to this?
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• hey jupiter! i got a song
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• how many lines of code have you written?
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• Hey Man, Nice Shot
• Hey Matthew
• Hey Queens, you need a King
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• How Prom nearly killed me
• How did I miss the recruiter?
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
• Hey, cat boy
• How many living things are there on earth?
• It is sad how many were torn off
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Hey Arnold!
• Hey, boys, up go we!
• How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
• J. Totale (user)
• HEY im cool (user)
• how my computer nearly killed me
• How many bits are in the human genome?
• How many grooves are on a record?
• How many glow worms were KIA?
• How did I end up here?
• Hey, faggot!
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• How many cock rings does one man need?!
• How to kill a vampire
• Gabba Gabba Hey
• Hey! Just say!
• Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
• How many pictures is one word worth?
• How to kill an eel
• How much pain did you cause?
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• What did you do for your mother today?
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• Hey
• Kung Hey Fat Choi
• Hey look, a piece of the world
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
• How to kill brain cells
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Asking for a favor
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• hey (user)
• How to relate to your kids
• Did you know you broke my heart today?
• Hey Pocky Way
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• Hey Montana
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
• Hey Nineteen
• hey baby (user)
• How many infinities are there?
• How many keys on a piano?
• Hey Joe
• Hey hey little playmate
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• how many children are bedwetters
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• How to say "beer" in several languages
• So how did you two meet?
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Hey Jude
• Hey Ya!
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• How to kill a Sim
• How many beans make five?
• How to kill a Terminator
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• Hey, the TV took my...
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• How to kill your mates on Everything2
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Hey hey little enemy
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• Hey Jack Kerouac
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Killing a polar bear without a rifle
• How to kill a person with a newspaper
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Hey Unfaithful (user)
• Today I kill my child
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• How many primes are there?
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• How to kill, cook and eat a rat
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Hey, ho, let's go!
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Know your pets
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• what the kids did for love:
• Hey Diddle Diddle
• Hey Hey 16K
• Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
• How many men/women masturbate?
• What's the matter with kids today?
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• How we killed Borges
• How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
• Hey Dude
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
• Hey Paesan!
• how I talk to kids
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• How to wean kids from TV
• How to kill a mouse
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• Hey, you dropped this
• How to Kill a Republicon Senator
• Hey, Mabel!
• Humane octopus killing

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