Findings:
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- How to make a black hole
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Black and White Sesame Panna Cotta
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- The White Bride and the Black One
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How I became the Naked Guy
- Legally Black or White
- Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
- How long have you known?
- I used to wish I could dream in black and white
- Heroes in White and Villains in Black
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- black and white
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Truth: Red, White & Black
- How to use a white cane
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- Small children remember in black and white sometimes
- no black and white (user)
- What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
- Ninja Batman and the Black and White City
- Black and white photography
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Penis size and impregnation
- Why the pelican is white and black
- How to have lesbian sex
- Dude, you have a white spot
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- black and white sundae
- Crossings: A White Man's Journey into Black America
- black and white pizza
- Recipe Quest: Black and White Food
- The Black and White Minstrel Show
- How to get chicks (black metal version)
- Black and White Canapés
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- ten black and white photos in a box
- The Black and Whites of an Earlier Generation
- Black Cat White Cat
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Middle Aged White Guy Stew in a 55 Gallon Drum
- How the mighty have fallen
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
- How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How we have grown apart
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Sex in a small car
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- when all the white horses have broken free
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How could you ever have enough?
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Hey, how's it going?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How Scandinavians Became Hideously White
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Being both black and white
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- The world was black and white
- black and white film
- Inflatable Big Black Guy
- Black, Brown, and White
- Black Projects, White Knights: The Company Dossiers
- Hail Black and White
- Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
- Simple spaghetti in black and white
- Black and White Cookies
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- Filters for black and white photography
- The problem with using "black" and "white" as racial identifiers
- Diversity is not black and white
- Black and white TV munchies
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- The man, the girl, and the curtain: a study in black and white
- once you see a can of white paint and a black cat...
- black & white bouquet
- Black and White Endive Salad
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- Let me show you my black pecker with white stuff at its tip
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- Transformation, White Pawn into Black Queen
- he wore black and i wore white
- Black and White Chocolate Macaroon Tart
- White? Grey? Black? Hmm... heretic?
- Learn how to swear in different languages
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- Trade you my bald white guy in a suit for your lightning-slinging ultravixen?
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Why white guys are attracted to Asian women
- Sex with a chicken
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- You, standing
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to "Have People"
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- token black guy
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Black & White
- black hole
- Black Dog Games
- Big Black
- Black Flag
- Djarum Blacks
- Black beans and rice
- It's a nice day for a white lemming
- Black Fist Critic
- black and tan
- Black English
- Black Adder
- Black Knight
- Paint it Black
- Black Monday
- Black Artists Group
- black duster
- Black Russian
- Lewis Black
- black hooded sweatshirt
- The Black Crowes
- Black leather gloves
- Black Lightning
- little black book
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