Findings:

• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• I don't like moving.
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• don't wear your heart on the soles of your feet
• My heart is like the sun
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I don't like my smile
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• A fire in the street ain't like a fire in the heart
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Sorry, I don't work here
• My heart is like a bird in the wounded night
• Dead languages don't change
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I don't think I like your system
• Don't fear, Dear Heart.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I don't like grass
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't think I like love
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Heart Like a Wheel
• love like you don't need the money
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• If you don't like it, leave
• That's my heart lying in the gutter there; a heart like a shattered banana.
• It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Don't piss here
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• I like it here
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When you blow out like a dead star
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I would like to bring you here
• Here Dead Lie We
• Don't saddle a dead horse
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Dead Like Me
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I don't see like you
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• these arms, this heart, this body, sleep here
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• I don't like the drugs
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Work like you don't need the money
• I know what it's like to be dead
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• What it's like to be in love
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Red Dead Redemption
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• the slide show of the dead
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• It's almost like you're real
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• why I like fat bastards
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Santiago, under the volcano, floats like a cushion on the sea
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Love is like Teeth
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• Natural rights don't exist
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Feels Like Home
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'd like some dreams too
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
• Don't Say You Love Me
• We get tangled up like wires
• I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
• We like you! Probably.
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• Why I don't go to the South
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• like a daughter
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• like sepia-tinted Polaroids of kids in silver-piped tracksuits playing Atari
• Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I don't swing that way
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Keyboards with a big L-shaped "enter" covering the place Pipe usually is
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Don't go into the basement
• I don't wanna know (user)
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Gifts of Gold
• Homer Gift
• Beware of Greeks bearing gifts
• Exit Through The Gift Shop
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• hearts in velvet
• bleeding heart conservative
• My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
• Women's Roles in Things Fall Apart and Heart of Darkness
• King of Hearts
• Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise)
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• In our youths our hearts were touched with fire
• of my own making, i walk a dark corridor, o my heart

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