Findings:

• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• You can't get there from here
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• We get tangled up like wires
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Get Up, Stand Up
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Everybody Get Up
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• help me (user)
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• can you get enough of me?
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• god help me
• Please help me!
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Help me help you
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• can't get with
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Violins can't help it
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• How to get your stuff voted up
• The Get Up Kids
• I can't "get interested", dumbass
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• Can't get you out of my head
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I can't wake up
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Can't change me
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Get back to me
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• You say you want to help me
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• So help me God
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Help Me, Daddy
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• lord help me, for i am weak
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Can't you hear me knocking
• Why can't I get over her
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• At least things can't get any worse
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• Where you can't find me
• Jack Gets Up
• Can't we all just get along?
• get off me
• Gravity really gets me down
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Get it up
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Where to get help with Linux
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Herbs to help you get a job
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• The Girl Can't Help It
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• The things that get me (barely) through
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Please please please let me get what I want
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• Get Behind Me Satan
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• (Come get me).
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Get it off me!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up

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