Findings:

• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• A Modest Proposal For Preventing Refugee Children From Being A Burden To The Public
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Tendency to shift blame keeps schools from improving
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• And love keeps pouring into Toronto from everywhere it's despised
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• How to keep your discman from beeping
• Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
• An American in Tours
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Keep us away from us
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• What I have learned from being fired
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• keep away from children
• Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Keep fragile species from reproducing
• Not from the head
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• keep away from children and poets.
• John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• starving oneself or binging
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• mantras are a hack to keep the word-brain from talking
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• being
• human being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• being a kid was great
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• On Being the Right Size
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• Being Digital
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• Being both black and white
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Being licked to death by kittens
• For the Time Being
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• Single Being
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait

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