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• On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Heavy Ordnance
• Heavy Metal Romance
• Fender Pro Junior
• Junior G-Man
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was I born to play?
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The Day Earth Was Born
• The sky was green today
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Olympia, Washington
• I was a nice guy once
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Jesus I was evil
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• A knock there was upon the door
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• just because it was an accident, doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• artillery shell
• My head, heavy with the burden of lost love and tired thought
• The reemergence of Nihilism in modern heavy metal and industrial music
• heavy machinery
• Junior (user)
• The Secret Lives of Junior Highschoolers
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• I was Chris to him
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• There was a man and a woman
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hare Nochi Guu
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Was Gandhi a racist?
• heavy rescue
• Heavy Horses
• The heavy petting zoo
• JFK Junior Ate My Television
• Junior House Officer
• The Walrus was Paul
• There was a young lady of Riga
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• When I Was a Lad
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• It was nice working with you
• This was not my going away party
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• The lawn was white with doctors
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• the signal was killed
• Light artillery
• heavy infantry
• Heavy Vegetable
• Junior Music Club
• Junior Air Force ROTC
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Concrete, Washington
• I once was a clueless young noder
• Now it was personal
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I was monied and I needed the youth
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Heavy metal
• Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider
• Heavy Sixer
• Junior
• Stim-U-Lax Junior
• The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• wa (user)
• I was only following orders
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• I was burgled
• Jesus was a feminist
• I was addicted to parents
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I was doing so well.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• There Was No Leak
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• Heavy spar
• Heavy Metal War
• Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger heavy tank
• New Wave of British Heavy Metal
• Junior Boy's Own
• wa
• Trompe
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• I was one of those girls
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Money was paper
• Port Townsend, Washington
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.

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