• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• you would have been
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Surely he would remember this
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• He
• He's a good guy friend
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• He will bring us goodness and light
• He's having a vasectomy
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• And yet he continues to sit there
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• He taught me how to smoke
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• s/he
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• More than he was willing to give
• He says the most beautiful things
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He did very little harm
• He paints rainbows
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• When he became an old man
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• He's on fire!
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• he'
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
• He held my hand - once
• He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot
• she, he, and me
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• He's High Again
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The path we have been walking
• Names have been changed
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• the only comfort we could ever have
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He Knows Not Their Names
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
• He weaves his words
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• For he is an Englishman
• Only her hands would give her away
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• He says she says
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• I married him because he was not mean
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• He Is Born
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He and She
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• The turkey, he faint
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• He called around 5:30
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• he faked murder (user)
• He dreams of smoke
• All he left her was alone
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• the things he left behind
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• What's He Building?
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Loving Jesus for the life he lived
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• He loves me, he loves me not
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• He (user)

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