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The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
That's Just How He Was
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
It was 1992. He smiled.
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
He Was Only Joking
He was found
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
She was coming out as he was going in.
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
Just how perfect was Jesus?
he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
He was hard in all the wrong places
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
More than he was willing to give
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
All he left her was alone
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
At least he was gentle
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
he listened so well, he was still curious.
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
he was a punk poet himself
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
It was more than perfect understanding
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
making certain he was touching her
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
The rest was not perfected
some say he was never here at all
He Was a Crook
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
I married him because he was not mean
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
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He said, expecting the answer no
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
s/he
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
He's Gone
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
Li He
Ancient Arrowhead
Don't Go Out the Door
Song of the Sorceress
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
He never returned
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
Even my faults he adores
Chris and What He Untaught Me
I Am He that Aches with Love
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
great things he has taught us
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
Surah 80 He Frowned!
Why won't he call?
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BQN: He said. - Epilogue
He loves me, he loves me not
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He fled
The Man He Killed
he says
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
I like the way he reads poetry
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
A Quick One (While He's Away)
he o hitte shiri tsubome
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
He giggles, as he wiggles
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
He Really Wasn't That Great
The one he murdered once still loves him
"Fill it in", he said.
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
In your guts you know he's nuts
He Hudas not pay
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
He who smelt it, dealt it
Surely he would remember this
So, he's leaving
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
If he's late, you can always start without him
He says she says
He's not heavy, he's just lame
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
mad he (user)
He flops over and bonks his head
What He Suffered
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He and She
He (user)
Xiao Sha Lao He!
He and she are one
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
He makes me feel alone just by being there
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
middle of summer how crazy it was
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
Our God, He Is Alive
He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
He is so heavy when he whispers
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
He asks, anxious to hear the story
He Who Is Death
One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
He never looked back
How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
He didn't want to be Gary anymore
"Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
he kissed me for a year and a half
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
HES
The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
He doesn't bite
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
I didn't say he ate your dog
He searches
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
He brings me books like flowers
He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
He will bring us goodness and light
He weaves his words
He called around 5:30
HES 5 Game Multi-cart
HES Single Pirate Cart

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