• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I was there
• A knock there was upon the door
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• There was a rose that faded young
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was an old lady
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Where's the kaboom?
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There Was A Friend
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Was it ever there?
• There was no one waiting for me...
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• Was There a Time
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• There was once a Man
• and there was this girl
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• At least he was gentle
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• There was a man and a woman
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• There Was No Leak
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• There was a young lady of Riga
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• More than he was willing to give
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• And yet he continues to sit there
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• No shit, there I was
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• There Once Was a Farmer
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• I remember, there was one
• I married him because he was not mean
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Before you, there was me
• What's he building in there?
• There was a cold day
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There once was a girl named Irene
• There was a time before
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• One hour there was sunlight
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• There was a baby in China
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• It's just the way that he walks
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Psalm 119: He
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• There is no spoon
• There is no suck, only blow
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• there is a level in the world beyond the physical
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• There's the door policy
• still there
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• There are no next lives
• I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
• Are You Right There, Father Ted?
• There is plenty
• Counting proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers
• There Goes the Neighborhood! A Labor Day housewarming
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• there are five lights (node_forward)
• the seven hills of Rome
• That was a joke, son.
• God was created in man's image
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• wa (user)
• I was a Difficult Child
• I was in a commercial once
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• If I were a genetic engineer
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• When she was bad
• It was nice working with you
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• The Girl Was a Guy
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• Upon the hills where day was done
• that was quick (user)
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Mister Chu was reading
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• he painted with the souls of the living
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.

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