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• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• So young and already God is fading
• It was free, so I took it.
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• I was young and I needed the money
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I was doing so well.
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• When I was Fair and Young
• I married him because he was not mean
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• There was a rose that faded young
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• I once was a clueless young noder
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• All he left her was alone
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• So, he's leaving
• There was a young lady of Riga
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• At least he was gentle
• The night was alive, and so was I
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He speaks so well!
• I was once young and had a home
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• When I was young
• You're too young to be so old
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• Young's Modulus
• Ahh, to be young and in the Middle East in the summer!
• Young Carrot Soup
• Letters To a Young Poet, 4
• A Young Dead Woman
• Andrew White Young
• The Young Man's Song
• Young Pioneers
• Young Bird
• Young People Fucking
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• He says she says
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• He did very little harm
• He paints rainbows
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• So you want to be a DJ?
• Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
• Not so long ago,
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• Thursday is so far away
• just so
• so st.louis (user)
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• me so cute (user)
• So sweet. So delicious. So cold.
• wa
• Trompe
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Lando was supposed to die
• Her name was Natalie
• I was not sleeping anymore
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• I was addicted to parents
• I was a chess piece
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Charles Bridgeman
• The beginning was the end
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Your husband was a great man
• Young Frankenstein
• Young Marble Giants
• Rodger Young
• Mr. Lincoln addresses the Young Men's Lyceum, January 27, 1838
• Young Men's Reformed Cultists of the Ichor God Bel Shamharoth Association
• Young's Jersey Dairy
• We met at quarter past young; still, we grew up together
• She's Too Young
• Cavalier and Young Woman
• Francis Brett Young
• YOUNG TRELL (user)
• He loves me, he loves me not
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He and She
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
• He held my hand - once
• He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• So Sue Me
• right so
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• so sorry2 (user)
• Why UNIX commands are so abbreviated

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