Findings:

• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• All he left her was alone
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• At least he was gentle
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He loves me, he loves me not
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He and She
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
• He held my hand - once
• He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• He has spit in my coat
• What's he building in there?
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• It was you, Atthis
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• When I Was a Lad
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• There was a man and a woman
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• When I Was a Babe
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He weaves his words
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• He's an arsehole
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• nervous bunny
• 'T was
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• I was alive again
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• I was Chris to him
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• When she was bad
• It was just a crush
• This was not my going away party
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• ale z was dziwki (user)
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Your husband was a great man
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• Petey Piper was a viper
• I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
• He's Gone
• great things he has taught us
• he just died
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• There was a rose that faded young
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• no aru taka wa tsume o kakusu
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• Now that was a scary ending
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• i think it was (user)
• Subhanahu wa ta'ala
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• Li He
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.

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