• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• All he left her was alone
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• I was going to marry Marty
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• At least he was gentle
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• This was not my going away party
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Only a fool breaks the two-second rule
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• All you ever did was let it happen
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He Was a Crook
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• More than he was willing to give
• I married him because he was not mean
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• Onion ring to rule them all, Onion ring to fry them
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• Very sweet and not at all smooth
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Jacks of All Trades
• Charles Bridgeman
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• And then all that we receive
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• All News Channel
• Upon the hills where day was done
• All I ever wanted to be
• what was it (user)
• Stories and Poems for Extremely Intelligent Children of All Ages
• It's all about the sublime
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• All Hail West Texas
• It was the right thing to do.
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• All that's left of her is black print
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• All for one and one for all
• all hands on deck
• maybe everything will work out after all
• not all people pay taxes
• A bumper car all alone
• wired all wrong
• All over
• This is nothing like anything at all.
• I break myself down
• Let it out, break it down
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Breaking a bank machine in 2 easy steps
• Double strand break
• Are you going to prom?
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• Guidelines for Exchange Students Going to Hong Kong
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• going for a walk in the suburbs
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He who controls the past controls the future
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• HES Single Pirate Cart
• Lo, He Comes with Clouds Descending
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• The Cider House Rules
• First rule of comedy

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