Findings:

• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• At least he was gentle
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• The day I found out I was a guy
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• Conservatives worship liberals, long dead
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The morning I found my mother dead
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Jesus was a liberal
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I married him because he was not mean
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• All he left her was alone
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• liberal arts
• The Myth of the Liberal Media
• A Liberal Translation of the New Testament
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• What was left after the party
• She was locked in time
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• The world was black and white
• This was my childhood
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• This was not my going away party
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• Democracy assassinated the family that was here
• It was better before they came
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• every noder was once a normal human
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• His version was better
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I threw was my pen
• dead end
• I love the dead
• Jah no dead
• dead trees
• Reverend Dead Kitty (user)
• physiological dead space
• Recess is dead
• Doobie is dead
• Upon this obelisk record the words of your dead and remember.
• Dead media
• Dead peasant insurance
• RAID kills bugs dead
• punk aint dead (user)
• Dead Colors (user)
• Dead calm
• Dead Buddha (user)
• Dead Spread
• they're just dead poets
• International Monetary Fund
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• language not found
• Li He
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• Our God, He Is Alive
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Liberal vs. Conservative vs. Libertarian
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• Vancouver, Washington
• It was all God's fault
• I was into them after they were hip
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• Why was my writeup nuked?
• Johnny Was
• Adam really was the first man
• I was a chess piece
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• I was Christian for a day
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• Now that was a scary ending
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I Thought I Was A Child
• I was there
• There Was A Friend
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• My hacked iPhone was better
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
• Dead Kennedys
• Dead Boys
• Kaspar is dead

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