• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• I married him because he was not mean
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• At least he was gentle
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He died on a Sunday morning
• He never looked back
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• He Who Knows Everything
• The Walrus was Paul
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was a homeless bum
• That Was The Week That Was
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• I came, I saw and was undone
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was never broken
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• If 6 Was 9
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And in those days was armageddon
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• How the West Was Won
• The sky rained tears. I was sure.
• The lawn was white with doctors
• Where I Was
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Maxwell was certainly not surprised
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• and with that, the final word was written
• Curse of the Crying Boy
• s/he
• he'
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Maybe He's A Christian
• He Touched My Shoulder: Bus Ride to Degradation
• Jesus He Knows Me
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• God was created in man's image
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• RIT was built sideways
• I was unplanned
• I was meant for this
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I Was A Cow
• was ist das? (user)
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Kristine Dunn was therefore butterscotch
• With him it was always like
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• She was too beautiful to be human
• BROOKS WAS HERE
• The day I was showering with two black men
• I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
• Why am I crying?
• He Knows Not Their Names
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• For a moment he smiled
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• He had something to say. He said it.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• he may lasso a unicorn
• I was searching glass
• I was promised flying cars
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I was a witch in a past life
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• When I was ten years old
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• I was a nice guy once
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hare Nochi Guu
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• Crying Sun (user)
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• He says the most beautiful things
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• he smokes like a cello plays
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
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