Findings:
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
- She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- He Was a Crook
- Was it Love, or Obsession?
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- She was locked in time
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- All he left her was alone
- What the hell was she thinking?
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- She was too beautiful to be human
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- My way of showing love was consumption
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- She is and was
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- At least he was gentle
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- this girl I was in love with
- She was steady
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- She always was devious in her beauty
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- She was very beautiful. Y'know?
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
- She was free
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- She knew what she was doing
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
- More than he was willing to give
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- When she was bad
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- The House on the Island Where She Was Born
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- I married him because he was not mean
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- It was you, Atthis
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- What was left after the party
- What if the world were flat?
- I was born this way
- The teachers thought I was insane
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- Why was my writeup nuked?
- Jesus was a feminist
- I Was Born Yesterday
- If I was beautiful, I'd know it
- Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
- Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
- Was that real, or did I dream it?
- Nu Wa
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- The lawn was white with doctors
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Springsteen Was A Pirate
- I wish I was in New Orleans
- I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
- That week with her was like drinking bubbles
- There was a baby in China
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- what once I was
- Finding my fingertip was the easy part
- she, he, and me
- 'T was
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- I was into them after they were hip
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- Was I born to play?
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- Same as it Ever Was
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I was a father for a few days
- Olympia, Washington
- There Was a Man of Double Deed
- Kalila wa Dimna
- When I Was Cruel
- I was a college Jeopardy! champion
- The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
- back when our blood was still warm
- I was a teenage Bukowski
- the little friendship that never was
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- Galatea was a bookish girl
- The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- Mister Chu was reading on the terrace
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
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