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• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• 101 Reasons footprints should knock his wife up
• Things people put up their butts
• Reasons To Wake Up
• wake up and find her still there
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Wake up with the king
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Rode hard and put up wet
• Wake up!
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Put your mouth where my money is
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• A great day to pull the trigger, again
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• They're not diapers! They're pull ups!
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• Putting a match out in your mouth
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• your name, once I wake up
• "Shut up," he explained
• Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
• pull up a chair
• trigger pull weight
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• He flops over and bonks his head
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• Wake up... Time to die!
• Gun trigger lock
• Kitty interrupts his murky float with the nail gun splash of her stiletto song
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• Carl Sagan threw down the gauntlet and Tyson picked it up and put it on.
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• I can't wake up
• Wake me up if you still want me
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• ...and a wake up
• So I wake up
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• And then one day you wake up
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• up his own arse
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• Giving Up the Gun: Japan's Reversion to the Sword, 1543-1879
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He weaves his words
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• wake up in a dumpster
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Put up a beef
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Johnny Got His Gun
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• Wake up
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• wake up and smell the coffee
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Put up a holler
• The worst way to wake up
• When Renny wakes up
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• When you wake up feeling old
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• put your money where your mouth is
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• Someone to Pull the Trigger
• Put up or shut up
• wake up hair
• I wake up so energized
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I saw his round mouth's crimson
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• Put up a sucker's holler
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• Whitworth gun
• Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
• Happiness is a Warm Gun
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Hiram-Maxim's gun shoot
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• zip gun
• Caught up
• Buy a Gun
• Maxim gun
• The Gun
• Sporting dog
• gun (user)
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Traders, Guns & Money
• Up. Up! UP! Please!
• Ancient Arrowhead
• I wake and feel the fell of dark
• He fled
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• He and she are one
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He searches
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• you know he said
• he (or she)
• He lives in my soul
• The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
• Atom and His Package
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• i like his madness

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