• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He brings me books like flowers
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• he calls me girly (user)
• he calls me monster
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• The day he gave me a lift
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• he that is not with me is against me
• He has redefined me, again and again
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Jesus He Knows Me
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• He called me Sarah once
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He Hate Me
• He taught me how to smoke
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Lie to Me
• Read Me (collaboration)
• How Do You Want Me?
• pin me, DSA
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• blue skies smile at me, blue skies inside my mind
• Jack Rabbit Slim's
• he/she
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• He who controls the past controls the future
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• -Me- (user)
• Why Not Me?
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Your secret's safe with me
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Forget Me Not
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• you affect me in invisible ways
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Anonymous honesty may destroy me.
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• They asked me to write a letter
• She said she loved me
• The day Anubis hit on me
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• Blame It on Me
• Me Against the World
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Via con me
• You tell me this is God?
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• Look siad me Be like me
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• The whole world is lying to me
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• What my mother taught me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• Abide With Me
• Liver, come back to me
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• sky loves me (user)
• let's try me (user)
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• nobody will let me start a country
• a new me (user)
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• Me with you, lucky me
• Meš Suš ķ Eyrum Viš Spilum Endalaust
• who me (user)
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Why Do You Love Me?
• A more delicate and biddable me
• Trouble me
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• He's Jack
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Zheng He
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• He's on fire!
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• love me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Roger and Me
• The Statue Got Me High
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Take Me Down
• Yes me, right now
• Lick me out
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• My Company Likes Me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• Kiss Me
• I Want You to Want Me
• Someone to Watch over Me
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• Death makes me tired
• Windows ME: The Virus Addition
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• How television car chases influenced me
• Beauty surrounds me
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Ride with me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Touch Me You Fool
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• me too (user)
• Summer wrote me a letter yesterday
• Hold me
• Things video games have taught me
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.

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