• Attention must be paid
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• God must be living in the sea.
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Smoking to be banned on community college campuses
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• Must be a lesbian
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Signs must be loud
• Surgeons must be very careful
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• must be joking (user)
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• God must be deaf
• Why War must be permitted
• Why must smoking cause cancer?
• College football must be preserved
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• I must die or be better
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• You Must Learn
• Edith Keeler must die
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• smoking vs. drinking
• Smoking is good for your health
• Information wants to be free
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• The Right To Be Offensive
• The right to be wrong
• I'll never be the other woman
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• How to be telekinetic
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Fit to be tied
• It Could Always Be Worse
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• And Ink Shall Be Your Blood
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• The man who refused to be King
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How to be a Better Person
• Cracked Magazine
• Plumber's crack
• How to repair a cracked guitar
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He gave her a daisy
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• He's having a vasectomy
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• he faked murder (user)
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
• Into each life some rain must fall
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• passive smoking
• Smoking as a nihilistic displacement activity
• How to Quit Smoking: A Practical Guide
• The revolution will not be televised
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I want to be sexy too!
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Things that could be
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I want to be a cog
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• How the Moon Came to Be
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• Overpopulation won't be a problem
• This is a place to be wary of
• be advised
• It should not be this complicated
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Be Bop Deluxe
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• How to be a street musician
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• How to be a lardass
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?

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