• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Whom to marry or not to marry
• All good men are either gay or married
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• he (or she)
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• Ten stars or so
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Squid or Sailor?
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Ball Hog or Tugboat?
• A boy named Ben
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• The shifting bohemian district of Portland, Oregon
• Arthur, or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire
• Why putting ~/bin or . in your $PATH is a bad idea
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Teutonicism or Germanism: a same-concept-different-word thing
• When or Not, Make it Great
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Hex; Or Printing in the Infernal Method
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Skate or Die
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• The Prime Mover, or God
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Reporting Loss or Disclosure of Classified Information at the NSA
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• Portland, Oregon Chinatown
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• or, presumably, soup (user)
• Be there or be square
• Military exemptions for only or sole surviving sons
• Heads or tails?
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• consist, comprise, constitute, or compose
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• To care or not to care?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• For Better or For Worse
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Live Free Or Die!
• Cooking for One
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• "A Boston Ghost Story" or "Advanced Ouija 202"
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
• Molecules with silly or unusual names
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Rice or Potato Flour Sponge Cake
• Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
• America: love it, or leave it
• Live or Die
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Robosexual or what?
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Actively or Passively?
• It's Me or the Dog
• Days or Years
• Man... or Astro-man?
• Queen or country?
• island or lake?
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• An Epithalamion, or Marriage Song on the Lady Elizabeth and Count Palatine
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• To Bake Cod, or Haddock
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Pa Gwr, or, Arthur and the Porter
• How to entertain young children on little or no money
• Retina Soybean and/or Friends
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• Vicar or whatever
• Camels, sandpeaks and silhouettes, or, a very quiet adventure
• Mad World, or my weekend in Afghanistan
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
• The Master Cat; or, Puss in Boots
• Porn or not?
• Death or the dawn
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• St. John's or St. John?
• believe it or not
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• Confusing yes or no answers
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• Or something (user)
• a dream or a hallucination. words for a still-abstract face.
• Victim or the Crime
• Portland, Oregon Gay District
• Temporary Insanity, or The Weekend Is Not Over Yet (document)
• The Milford System (or, the Modern Science Fiction Workshop)
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Do It or Die
• Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
• The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• The penthouse or the gutter
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• give me the truth or nothing
• Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian)
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Glen or Glenda
• shift left (or right) logical
• is that a siren or a saxophone?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Shit or get off the pot
• Am I Hot or Not?
• Bean Soup with Ham or Bacon
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• Are you a consultant or a whore?
• Legally Black or White
• Collaborative writing or the hairdresser's gothic
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base

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