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• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• That would be me
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• When I would muse in boyhood
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• The best kind of bartender
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• I was promised flying cars
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• when you're ready to touch me again
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• This node was made for you and me
• Life without music would be a mistake
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• man when you are telling me how it was
• eternity would be boring
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• The Devil made me do it
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• What Would God Do?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I was a homeless bum
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• That I Would Be Good
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• What Would Judas Do?
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• What Would Sensei Do?
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Mind without body
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• What would Solaris do?
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• it would be hilarious if only
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I wish you would talk to me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• The full moon made me do it
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Surely he would remember this
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Just to see what it would be like
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• What Would You Do?
• A whimper would be fine
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I would do that for you
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• What would Feynman do?

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