Findings:
- He flops over and bonks his head
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He never looked back
- The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- I married him because he was not mean
- He weaves his words
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
- He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
- The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He Touched My Shoulder: Bus Ride to Degradation
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- And yet he continues to sit there
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- What's he building in there?
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- So, he's leaving
- "Shut up," he explained
- First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He did very little harm
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
- He Said, She Said
- He held my hand - once
- The turkey, he faint
- He breaks her heart on a daily basis
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- I like the way he reads poetry
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- he held secret conversations with statues
- For a moment he smiled
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- he faked murder (user)
- Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
- He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
- He who has ears, let him hear
- Things I'll do now that he's gone
- God can do what he wants
- Even my faults he adores
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- At least he was gentle
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- What's He Building?
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- When he became an old man
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- He's on fire!
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- What He Suffered
- He doesn't bite
- He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
- And as he sang the world began to fall apart
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- she, he, and me
- Now he dances to bring her back.
- I can't operate this robot; he is my son
- He's High Again
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- he who (user)
- Song of the Sorceress
- He's a good guy friend
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- He will bring us goodness and light
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- All he left her was alone
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- For he is an Englishman
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- He died on a Sunday morning
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- And he bought our every word for dollars.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Loving Jesus for the life he lived
- Why won't he call?
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
- He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
- Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
- He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
- And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
- He
- He Knows Not Their Names
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- He Was a Crook
- Speak of Cao Cao and he arrives
- He holds things, and he drops things
- He dreams of smoke
- and he thinks he (user)
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
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- I Am He that Aches with Love
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