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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "He looks like Boris Karloff in a blaxploitation costume. The prostitute who dreamed him up thought he was hilarious. He isn't. No, not a bit."

• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I married him because he was not mean
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• At least he was gentle
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• He ain't no movie star
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• He said, expecting the answer no
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• He never looked back
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• All he left her was alone
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff's Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• he likes to watch you walk
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• More than he was willing to give
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He who controls the past controls the future
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• He brings me books like flowers
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He dreams of smoke
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• He Who Is Death
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• he had a dream
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• he smokes like a cello plays
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• he who (user)
• I like the way he reads poetry
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• "Shut up," he explained
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• He
• He's Jack
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• He loves me, he loves me not
• He's a good guy friend
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• So, he's leaving
• He (user)
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• Our God, He Is Alive
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
• First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• He will bring us goodness and light
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• He's having a vasectomy
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• And yet he continues to sit there
• He tampered in God's domain
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
• He Touched My Shoulder: Bus Ride to Degradation
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• For he is an Englishman
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• God can do what he wants
• Li He
• Even my faults he adores
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.

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