Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "He looks like Boris Karloff in a blaxploitation costume. The prostitute who dreamed him up thought he was hilarious. He isn't. No, not a bit."

• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He Looked Like the Summer
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• I married him because he was not mean
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• he's like someone living in a dream
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He said, expecting the answer no
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• That's Just How He Was
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• he smokes like a cello plays
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• he was a punk poet himself
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He Who Is Death
• he likes to watch you walk
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
• He Was Only Joking
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• He was found
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He never looked back
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• At least he was gentle
• All he left her was alone
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• He Was a Crook
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• He just looks
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I like the way he reads poetry
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• More than he was willing to give
• He brings me books like flowers
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• making certain he was touching her
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• He ain't no movie star
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• he had a dream
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He dreams of smoke
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• "Shut up," he explained
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He who controls the past controls the future
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• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• some say he was never here at all
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
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• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• What He Suffered
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• He and She
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He and she are one
• mad he (user)

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