Findings:
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- So this bald girl walked into a bar
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
- How to jump into water from a height
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- So I went, into the field of macaroni
- An insight into government spending derived from potty-training
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- watch his heart turning into rock
- Why native Australian animals are so unusual
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He weaves his words
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- Why did so many animals return to the sea
- left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- So Far From Home
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Letter From General N.F. Twining to Commanding General, Army Air Forces, 23 September 1947
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
- And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- The Beaver Who Built His Dam from Penises
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- What I deduced from his reading matter
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He stood, and heard the steeple
- In his voice I heard decay
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
- From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
- Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- And love keeps pouring into Toronto from everywhere it's despised
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
- So this one-legged man walks into a bar
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- stop adoring from so far away
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- He speaks so well!
- George W. Bush and His Foray into Nuclear Physics
- Letter from Nicola Sacco to his counsel, August 18, 1924
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- So, he's leaving
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Another county heard from
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Great Leap Forward
- He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
- Force 10 From Navarone
- excerpts from conversations heard on public transportation
- Letters from Cleo (user)
- famous sea chanties from the asphalt triangle (document)
- An American in Tours
- 19 CE Expulsion from Rome
- Anything looks peaceful from 1,363 feet
- From the Earth to the Moon: 8: History of the Cannon
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- blink fades from you
- Building a patio from a book during largely unfavorable weather
- Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
- From far, from eve and morning
- Found Poem: From a Study on Reading Habits, Grade 1 Responses
- Legislation to save us from our own stupidity
- Jim from the River (user)
- I bet she drinks from the bottle
- running away from home
- God can do what he wants
- Even my faults he adores
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- At least he was gentle
- First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
- He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
- Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- The day he gave me a lift
- Shot heard round the world
- the truest thing you've ever heard
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- trumpet of his rump
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- animal book
- Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates II
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- Companies that still do animal testing
- Robert E. Lee and his lieutenants
- Animal Liberation Front
- King Canute and His Nobles
- animal research
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- Animal minds
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Dictionary of formerly extinct animals
- Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VI
- the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- Israeli Air Force
- His (user)
- Force (user)
- His melancholy smile (user)
- The Sum of All Forces
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch
- Ground Force
- Pathways Into Darkness
- Mission of the Air Force
- Coming into Los Angeles
- Canadian Forces Ranks and Insignia
- A Descent into the Maelström - continued
- Forces acting in flight
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- The Delta Force
- Warning: Splinters off into a thousand directions
- Looking Forward
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Padraig's Younger Days
- I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
- Why you gotta bring color into it?
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
- Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
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