Findings:
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- Great Leap Forward
- So I went, into the field of macaroni
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- So, he's leaving
- The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- What I deduced from his reading matter
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- what he carried from here to Okinawa
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
- Force 10 From Navarone
- Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Why native Australian animals are so unusual
- left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
- From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
- From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- Why did so many animals return to the sea
- watch his heart turning into rock
- Letter from Nicola Sacco to his counsel, August 18, 1924
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- so i heard you like mudkips
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- stop adoring from so far away
- Another county heard from
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He weaves his words
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- I look so forward to breaking you
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- excerpts from conversations heard on public transportation
- And love keeps pouring into Toronto from everywhere it's despised
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- How to jump into water from a height
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- In his voice I heard decay
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Letter From General N.F. Twining to Commanding General, Army Air Forces, 23 September 1947
- An insight into government spending derived from potty-training
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
- So this one-legged man walks into a bar
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
- He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
- George W. Bush and His Foray into Nuclear Physics
- So this bald girl walked into a bar
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He stood, and heard the steeple
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- He speaks so well!
- step forward into terror
- So Far From Home
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
- no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
- People's Liberation Army Air Force
- His Last Line
- Special Forces Operational Detachment Alpha
- she is his sounding board
- Forward contract
- the area between his scrotum and his anus
- Looking Forward to Being Attacked
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon
- Into the Woods
- Awful Green Things from Outer Space
- From Hell
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- Erich Fromm
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Removing wax from clothing
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
- Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
- a soundtrack when I walk into a room
- Prairie dog self-mutilation
- Look Into the Eyeball
- Working from home
- The night my laundry fell into the Twilight Zone
- The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.
- For Translation into Latin
- Words Taken From Mythology
- A man walks into a bar...
- Slipping away from myself
- Turn anything into a sound file
- The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
- all lost lights limped on into the limitless dark
- Getting slapped in the nuts from behind
- Children of the Corny 6: INTO THE WOODS!
- Argument from the Holy Book
- leap of logic
- Warning from Dual Shock instructions on the Sony Playstation
- SOS
- The world from a Vespa
- And so, I left
- Cleo from 5 to 7
- You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation
- A month from a skylark, a half from a finch, a little from a wagtail and not a day from a swallow
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- Kids from the short bus
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- From The Mars Hotel
- What it's like to be in love
- Ecstasy and relief from Parkinson's Disease
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- A note from Hubert Humphrey to Tommy James & the Shondells
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