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• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• rat bastard
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• bastard feudalism
• That yellow bastard
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Saint Bastard
• Bastard!!
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• High Ping Bastard
• sadist bastard (user)
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
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• The Two Lying Bastards Show
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• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
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• Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Ol' Dirty Bastard
• Arrogant Bastard Ale
• One smelting bastard
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• Gentleman in public and a bastard in bed
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• Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards
• Rational Bastard (user)
• Hobbes's Bastard (user)
• Voltaire's Bastards
• The bastard on the couch
• Asperger, you bastard
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• An open letter to Tesla drivers and their electric car kin
• Equal-Opportunity Bastard, Debrouillard, and Provocateur
• Bastards and Angels: Dr. Albert C. Barnes, the Barnes Foundation, and the Rich White Fuck Civil War (node_forward)
• Bastard Fairies
• He has spit in my coat
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Saint Bastard's Day
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• The Bastard Theory
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• bastard (user)
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• why I like fat bastards
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Utter Bastard
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• The Bastard (user)
• Suffering bastard
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
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• Low Ping Bastard
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• William the Bastard
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• Dirty Old Bastard
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• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Bastard Digital Laser Disc
• Bastard Amber
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• 1horny bastard (user)
• Those Poor Bastards
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• Bastards and Angels
• My first smart ass comment
• Beautiful Bastard
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• You're a rat bastard, Charlie Brown
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Dirty Rotten Bastards
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• great things he has taught us
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• He who has ears, let him hear
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• The Gospel according to St. Bastard
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• he has her eyes
• The world has conquered them
• Pownoll Bastard Pellew, 2nd Viscount Exmouth
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• Whole Wide World
• Grover and the Everything in the Whole Wide World Museum
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• ass whole (user)
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• Of the semblance and array of Sigurd Fafnir's bane
• Column major arrays vs. row major arrays
• One True Way of array indexing
• Redundant Array of Inexpensive Nodes
• Redundant Array of Independent Disks
• Array mode solution
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• Up Your Ass
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• The Wild Ass and the Lion
• The Ass and His Driver
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
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• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
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• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Red Ass
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Buridan's ass
• Asses of the masses
• Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
• The "ass" jellybean
• Spare Ass Annie
• wiping ass
• Ass like a chicken
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Bite my shiny metal ass
• How do you love your ass?
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• How to wipe your ass
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• my ass, your face
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Morrison's Lament
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• ASS HOLE (user)

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