Findings:
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- Making kids is free. The rest will cost you.
- He will bring us goodness and light
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- God has no free will
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I've been smoking ever since
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Psychology and free will
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
- It was the tree that gave him away.
- Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
- The day he gave me a lift
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- Our God, He Is Alive
- God Himself is with Us
- God comments his code, you should too
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- The sky is a machine for making gods
- And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- God is playing marbles with his planets and his stars
- If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Will I ever know?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- Destiny or Free Will?
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- U.S. - Canada Free Trade
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- Free will is marked for deprecation in the next major revision of the transhuman prototype
- He gave her a daisy
- Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- The fire of God in his eyes
- He tampered in God's domain
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Why I will not fly US Airways anymore
- Technological advancement that will destroy us all
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- If we don't make words, words will make us
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Destiny vs. Free Will
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- Then the father hen will call his chickens home
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
- Love Will Tear Us Apart
- It's been years since we were born
- Since U Been Gone
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
- I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- Kurt Vonnegut on Free Will
- The free will 'pseudo-problem'
- him will I blot out of my book
- His mother is slowly killing him.
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Free to a God Home
- God gave a loaf to every bird
- The béarnaise gave us away
- Making the Movies XXXVI The Movie Soldier and His Work
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- You will lose everything you love making your point
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- God Hates Us All
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- God will punish you
- Since I've Been Loving You
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- ever since I started working with Motorola
- He weaves his words
- The last dog I ever gave my entire heart to break
- Omniscience and free will are contradictory
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- He who has ears, let him hear
- Physics, Determinism, and Free Will
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- Heart! We Will Forget Him!
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- the hottest it has ever been
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- Our warning signs will protect us
- It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- He flops over and bonks his head
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
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