Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- the water can kill you, but the beer won't
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- He smiles but it's not real.
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- The Man He Killed
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- no ideas but in things
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- A Confused Gay Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Somewhat Smugly Disparaging but Possibly Ends with Sex
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- pretty, but
- Charles Butt Stanton
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- Not Peace But A Sword
- God can do what he wants
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- "Hello," he lied
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Ode to Joy
- His Flames Are Joys
- It may seem cruel, this joy I take
- liezle joy (user)
- Kill the Poor
- God Loves, Man Kills
- Meat Kills
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- Kill City
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- My sand fleas will kill you
- Shoot to kill
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- kill your babies (node_forward)
- pain is good
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- breast pain mastalgia
- Pain Compliance (user)
- Mr. Butts
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
- Ain't nothing but a thing
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- You can, but you may not
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
- Love cookies
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
- nothing but (user)
- Pretty Butt (user)
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- Why won't he call?
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- Our God, He Is Alive
- He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
- He had something to say. He said it.
- And yet he continues to sit there
- She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
- All he left her was alone
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- Possessing the Secret of Joy
- The fragility of human joy
- Happy Happy Joy Joy
- kill
- kill -BUS
- spermicide kills
- What we think we know can kill us
- Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
- I decided to kill myself
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- Let's Kill Saturday Night
- abnormal pleasures kill the taste for normal ones
- The Progression of Physical Pain
- Feel her pain
- All the Pain Money Can Buy
- I need your pain or I will not live
- separate but equal
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I know you are, but what am I?
- Butt fluffies
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- We are the same age but years apart
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- anger is honest but not truthful
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- I am many things, but I am not that strong
- dead, but longing to touch
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- They are all pretty but fading.
- the butt of the joke
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- he who (user)
- Song of the Sorceress
- He Knows Not Their Names
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- He who controls the past controls the future
- He Who Is Death
- HES 4 Game Multi-cart
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- When he became an old man
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: The Underwater Metaphor
- Joy Adamson
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Kill, Quakers, Kill!
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Joe DiMaggio killed JFK
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
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