Findings:
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Scorpions have won evolution
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- stellar evolution
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- We are robots. We work with each other. We produce small scraps of paper.
- You, standing
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
- Paradise: As Seen in Yevgeny Zamyatin's We and Other Literary Works
- I may or may not have been naked
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- he (or she)
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- a conversation with this, that, or the other god
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- She could not live with or without him
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- They could have saved Kevin
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- Somewhere or Other
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Could have beens, should have beens
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- You have your work cut out for you
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- And All That Could Have Been
- the only comfort we could ever have
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- When writers use Latin
- Could you have danced with me?
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- The terrorists have already won
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Could I Have Been?
- It could have been me
- I could have been one of a two
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- It must have rained or something
- Penis for a day
- Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Astro City #5
- Early Morning Haiku
- Sink or swim
- Of Love and Other Demons
- Name evolution: from Chinese to Hebrew
- ISS Pro Evolution
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Evolution 5
- September has such a feeling
- Poem for Leonard Cohen and other gentlemen sinners
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- The Black Riders and Other Lines: XV
- The Black Riders and Other Lines: XLVII
- I have a tricorn hat
- Master Dogen said, "I am not other people"
- I must have three heads
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Sausages are vegetables and other anecdotes about vegetarian diet
- Two stick figures leaning towards each other, heads touching
- You seek not what you have found
- White and Other Tales of Ruin
- The other guy's tao
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- Og and Other Ogres
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- The Other Wes Moore
- Have you ever made a just man?
- stellar nucleosynthesis
- 80's bands that have survived
- negative work
- Copper works
- Why I have a fear of breasts
- The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Works Projects Administration
- How to have an out of body experience
- Water Works
- How interactive fiction works (part 4)
- What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
- Jacking off in the bathroom at work
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- Work within the limitations of the medium
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