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• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• All he left her was alone
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• tell me all your reasons
• All Over the Guy
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Before you, there was me
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• You let the walking wounded through the door and it's all over
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• We're all in this together
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• Jesus He Knows Me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I was me before being me was cool.
• something terrible comes over me
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• November 4, 1995
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He taught me how to smoke
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Been feeling red all week
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I was into them after they were hip
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• All over
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Walk all over
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• more sure of all I thought was true
• At least he was gentle
• Someone to Watch over Me
• You will not remember me at all
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• All around me
• The pyre-light licks you as if you were an ice sculpture. Are all members of your sisterhood finished with bevels?
• There was no one waiting for me...
• All you ever did was let it happen
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• All over the place
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Déjà Vu All Over Again: Unoriginality in Hollywood
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• That Was The Week That Was
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• We're All Mad Here
• We're all still very different
• Were you here at all?
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• all of these people are me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• You have no power over me
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Convince me to become a Pilot
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten

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