Findings:
- All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Appeal to Popularity
- ass chip
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Run your ass
- Big Ass Fans
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Why won't he call?
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- He doesn't bite
- He Said, She Said
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- "Hello," he lied
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- he likes to watch you walk
- Maybe He's A Christian
- The appeal of firemen
- Rat's ass
- The Goat and the Ass
- Bite my shiny metal ass
- The Wild Colonials
- The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack: Part Two
- hoss ass hole_root (category)
- He
- He's a good guy friend
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
- He will bring us goodness and light
- He's having a vasectomy
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- And yet he continues to sit there
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He that is not with me is against me.
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- United States Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
- ass candy (user)
- s/he
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- He did very little harm
- He paints rainbows
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- Appeals to Motives
- The Ass and the Frogs
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Kicking ass
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- he'
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
- He held my hand - once
- He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
- How do you love your ass?
- Kick Ass Oat Bread
- haul ass
- He said, expecting the answer no
- He Knows Not Their Names
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He weaves his words
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
- Can porn appeal to women?
- United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit
- The Ass and His Shadow
- Piece of ass
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- half assed
- How to wash your ass
- ass butt (user)
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- More than he was willing to give
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- I married him because he was not mean
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- he smokes like a cello plays
- The Scarecrow Appeals to Glenda the Good
- kick ass
- Buridan's ass
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Sitting on your ass
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- How to find your ass
- He Is Born
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- He and She
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- And as he sang the world began to fall apart
- The turkey, he faint
- He breaks her heart on a daily basis
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- He probably thinks he is doing fine
- United States Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit
- The Wild Ass and the Lion
- The Horse and the Ass
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Cool ass babe
- ass (user)
- Fat Ass (user)
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- He Hate Me
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- He called around 5:30
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- he faked murder (user)
- Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
- He's an arsehole
- HE HIMSELF (user)
- United States Court of Appeals for the Eleventh Circuit
- The Kennedy crimes
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Bust Ass Falls
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He says she says
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- the things he left behind
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- What's He Building?
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- When he became an old man
- She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- The Scarecrow Appeals to Glinda the Good
- The Ass and the Old Shepherd
- Asses of the masses
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- Weird ass tasty biscuit treat, most intriguing
- African wild ass
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- He loves me, he loves me not
- "Fill it in", he said.
- He (user)
- Our God, He Is Alive
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
- Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
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