• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• you know he said
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• At least he was gentle
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Jesus He Knows Me
• He said, expecting the answer no
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He had something to say. He said it.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He Said, She Said
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• I married him because he was not mean
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Loving Jesus for the life he lived
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• Don't Go Out the Door
• he says
• He Hudas not pay
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He gave her a daisy
• He brings me books like flowers
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Surely he would remember this
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• HES Single Pirate Cart
• Lo, He Comes with Clouds Descending
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• He don't know
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• mad he (user)
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff's Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• He loved Big Brother.
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• HE ART
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• as if he didn't exist
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• God can do what he wants
• Even my faults he adores
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• So, he's leaving
• "Shut up," he explained
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• HES 4 Game Multi-cart
• the word eat he
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• he calls me girly (user)
• he calls me monster
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• He giggles, as he wiggles
• He flops over and bonks his head
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He Jin
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket's end against the door.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• he who (user)
• Song of the Sorceress
• I like the way he reads poetry
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
• he held secret conversations with statues
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• He'll never know what he's missing
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• He speaks so well!
• he (or she)
• He is always ready..
• Not what was said
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• He tampered in God's domain
• The day he gave me a lift
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Why won't he call?
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• What He Suffered
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• HES
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Lions are cats, he reminded himself
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Jesus was a feminist
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• He
• He's a good guy friend

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