• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• 101 Reasons footprints should knock his wife up
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• i like his madness
• Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• I like to take up space
• He brings me books like flowers
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• We get tangled up like wires
• "Shut up," he explained
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Your words like warm water, his words like salt
• He flops over and bonks his head
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Soup that eats like a meal
• I like the way he reads poetry
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• bad weather is like rape
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• We like to stay up late at night
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• he smokes like a cello plays
• he likes to watch you walk
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• up his own arse
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• What does it feel like to write bad on purpose
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He weaves his words
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• Bad Idea Jeans
• Like A Bull (With A Ring Through My Nose)
• Bad roommate
• Indian meal moth
• the bad conductor joke
• inherently bad
• Let us now praise bad girls
• wake up hair
• Three Bad Deaths
• bad ecstasy
• Bad Street Brawler
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Bad Scene and a Basement Show
• Put up a sucker's holler
• I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
• belly up
• Bad writeups get 4 XP? (e2poll)
• And then one day you wake up
• Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
• Up Country
• sparked up
• he/she
• Cruising down Otay, jacked up on Benadryl
• Waking up next to EDB
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• A whistling woman is up to no good
• He who controls the past controls the future
• skin up
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Kick up dust in the ruins of each other's souls
• He Was a Crook
• Up North
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Pick up Sticks
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• shoot 'em up
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• Stand up philosophy
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• spade-struck embers spark and flare the smoke what snarls up in her hair
• Devil up her sleeve
• The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
• a folded up piece of paper slipped under your door
• Atom and His Package
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• Too loud to pick up that flinch.
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself

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