Findings:
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
- Tell me not here, it needs not saying
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- She only wants me for sex
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Dick Green
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- you're the only one who doesn't know
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- Break me. I'm elated.
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- You only love me for my whitegoods
- I'm not in love, set me free
- What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- let me know who you are now.
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- May those who are born after me
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Women want me when I'm taken
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- He taught me how to smoke
- Why you are the most important person here
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
- Ask Me Why
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- Who died here?
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Books made me a person
- Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- Dischord Recording Artists
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- I'm Still Here
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- You, standing
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
- Ask me about Loom
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- she, he, and me
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- The Man who Loved Only Numbers
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- let me ask (user)
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- he who (user)
- He who has ears, let him hear
- Abandon all hope ye who enter here
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Women only like me for my mind
- He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
- I'm a stranger here myself
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- Here's my number, call me
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- I was a homeless bum
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- A letter to those who have impressed me
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